Halloween for you is more like “Candy Rejection Day”
You have no idea what to give trick-or-treaters…
I’m really happy that we are seeing signs of acceptance! Gives me a lot of hope.
You find out something you ate wasn’t vegan and a friend says, “Oh, you’re not a vegan anymore.”
Your Roommate asks where the peanut butter is…
You, when you have a friend go Vegan.
You after chugging down 3 Vegan Expressos:
Your reaction to people who don’t know what the difference between a Vegan and a Vegetarian is.
Spill some Soy Milk…
Spill some Agave Nector…
You vow to stay vegan for the rest of your life
Even fat chicks can’t tell that your Brownies are Vegan
Because no fat people are vegan & womyn love being called chicks.
As the author of YKYAVW, I’m an overweight Vegan, and “chicks” is part of my southern Utah Slang, we never found it offensive and I’m a feminist, People need to understand that there is no word that doesn’t have more than one meaning and it’s based on the individual how they interpret it, so this blog isn’t anti-feminist, and fully wants everyone to love their bodies, so making that clear… it’s a JOKE.
Practically every time you go out to eat you confess to the waiter/waitress that you are a Vegan…